Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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