Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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