She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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