After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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