is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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