is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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