but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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