Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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