Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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