dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
wakey wakey hands off snakey
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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