Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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