you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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