Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Shame - the story of my life.
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