Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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