Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
hell yes lets make some ravioli
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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