Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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