is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Green mimosas i think yes
So squirting runs in the family.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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