i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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