So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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