The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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