And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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