I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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