Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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