her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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