Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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