is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
