man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think a kid would responsible me up
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Randomize
