Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I believe in your delicious
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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