You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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