is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He felt like a one man threesome
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You've changed since you got that strap on
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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