At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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