In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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