So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
sex on a bike is impossible
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