her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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