He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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