Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I want to make a zoo with you.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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