i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
