normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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