Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She needs sedatives and a leash
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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