better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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