The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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