I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
