I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
NoShamevember. You game?
You need a sexual gate keeper
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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