About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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