I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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