Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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