WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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