Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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