Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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