How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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