I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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